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During the holiday week, we gave Blues Tickets to whoever told the best Thanksgiving joke, our winner was Kelen
Deffendall.

Here are some of the best we heard:

Winning Joke: My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey!

What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving? A family member giving you the bird!

What was the turkey suspected of? FOWL PLAY

What happened when a turkey got into a wrestling match with a chicken? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

A young man who worked at a grocery store had just finished stocking the turkeys in the freezer when a woman
approached and asked, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No ma’am,” he replied. “These turkeys are
dead.”

What did the turkey say to the computer? GOOGLE, GOOGLE, GOOGLE

“What’s blue and covered in feathers?” “A turkey holding its breath.”

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his
gravy.

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food

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