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Posted in Blog on December 21, 2021   |  by Gary Burger

Thanksgiving Give Away!

Give Away is something we do from time to time at Burger Law to show our appreciation to those who follow us on our social media platforms. If you want the chance to win our next giveaway, make sure to follow us on Facebook and Instagram! You could be our next winner!

During the holiday week, we gave Blues Tickets to whoever told the best Thanksgiving joke, our winner was Kelen Deffendall.

Here are some of the best we heard:

Winning Joke: My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey!

What's something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving? A family member giving you the bird!

What was the turkey suspected of? FOWL PLAY

What happened when a turkey got into a wrestling match with a chicken? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

A young man who worked at a grocery store had just finished stocking the turkeys in the freezer when a woman approached and asked, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No ma’am,” he replied. “These turkeys are dead.”

What did the turkey say to the computer? GOOGLE, GOOGLE, GOOGLE

"What's blue and covered in feathers?" "A turkey holding its breath."

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food

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